The New MSM Costume Gallery

So ...

The Washington Post's Dana Milbank

and Democrat strategist Paul Begala (affectionately known to Rush Limbaugh listeners as "The Forehead")...

decided that it would be uproariously "try-and-top-that-one-on-SNL-Will-Farrell" funny to wear hunting outfits while discussing Vice President Cheney's weekend hunting accident.

Okay ... does that mean costumes are now "in" for television interviews?

Personally I like the idea, so I've put together a few props and costumes that might help viewers more easily identify the politicians being discussed on daily news programs.

For discussions about Sen. Robert C. Byrd, (D-WV) a KKK hood:

For discussions about Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY), prop ashtrays and lamps to throw at the interviewer:

For discussions about Cindy Sheehan, a Fidel Castro costume:

For discussions about the White House Press corps, Spanish Inquisition outfits:

For discussions about the "Palestinian crisis," a replica suicide bomber's jacket:

For discussions about former President Bill Clinton, a cigar and kneepads:

For discussions about the NSA eavesdropping scandal, a "buttinski" phone line testing set:

 

For discussions about former Vice President Al Gore, Buddhist monk garb:

For discussions about Ted Kennedy ... hmmm, this gets complicated:

 

Tyrannasaurus Sex

 

Waitress Sandwich

 

The Swimmer
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Anything I've left out?  Leave a comment.